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Marli's Project 366
I'll be posting a picture for every new day in 2012. Unless the world ends before 2013, I should have 366 pictures!
I spent all day creeping One Direction and tweeting the shit out of them. My roommate started to print off multiple pictures of Zayn Malik so I decided to make a Harry collage.

I spent all day creeping One Direction and tweeting the shit out of them. My roommate started to print off multiple pictures of Zayn Malik so I decided to make a Harry collage.

I have a very pathetic life. I work, eat, eat, watch tv, eat, watch more tv, shower, eat, sleep. I finally convinced myself that I’d do some Wii Fit.. even though it was at 3 in the morning. I love doing the boxing, not only because it’s a huge work out but I’m pretty good at it. I’m almost pro on the boxing on Wii Sports.. NO BIG DEAL. I want to try real life boxing to see how terrible I actually am at it.

I have a very pathetic life. I work, eat, eat, watch tv, eat, watch more tv, shower, eat, sleep. I finally convinced myself that I’d do some Wii Fit.. even though it was at 3 in the morning. I love doing the boxing, not only because it’s a huge work out but I’m pretty good at it. I’m almost pro on the boxing on Wii Sports.. NO BIG DEAL. I want to try real life boxing to see how terrible I actually am at it.

After a drunken night my friends and I decided to go to the first Carl’s Jr. that’s in Canada… which just so happens to be in our city! Even though we went through the drive-thru they had great customer service and when I opened my paper bag, I couldn’t believe how huge the burger box was. The burger was the best I’ve eevverrr had. Even though it costed a ton it was totally worth it. It had a perfect sauce to beef to bun ratio.

After a drunken night my friends and I decided to go to the first Carl’s Jr. that’s in Canada… which just so happens to be in our city! Even though we went through the drive-thru they had great customer service and when I opened my paper bag, I couldn’t believe how huge the burger box was. The burger was the best I’ve eevverrr had. Even though it costed a ton it was totally worth it. It had a perfect sauce to beef to bun ratio.

As I was cooking some salmon my friend called me up and asked if I wanted to go to our friend’s roommates friend’s party. After devouring my dinner and quickly squeezing into some pants we headed over and parked outside. Some chick was standing outside yelling at us to come inside.. but we had no idea who she was. We went inside and everyone was 4+ years older than us which was quite awkward. After a random night our friend left for a bit and then everyone else wanted to leave so me and my other friend were like “where the hell do we go?” so we went to Dennys with them. Some guys were creeping hardcore but nothing was as bad as when we were walking back to my place and an escalade pulled up and a dude asked for directions then gave us some energy drinks. Nice.. but creepy.

As I was cooking some salmon my friend called me up and asked if I wanted to go to our friend’s roommates friend’s party. After devouring my dinner and quickly squeezing into some pants we headed over and parked outside. Some chick was standing outside yelling at us to come inside.. but we had no idea who she was. We went inside and everyone was 4+ years older than us which was quite awkward. After a random night our friend left for a bit and then everyone else wanted to leave so me and my other friend were like “where the hell do we go?” so we went to Dennys with them. Some guys were creeping hardcore but nothing was as bad as when we were walking back to my place and an escalade pulled up and a dude asked for directions then gave us some energy drinks. Nice.. but creepy.

Strawberry vodka + Friends + Omegle = a good time. My friends and I decided we were going to go partay at the university so we were all hyped up.. but our other friends left out that we had to get tickets to the party days earlier so we were screwed over. Then we decided to go to another friends and drink there, that was boring.. so we headed back and drank at one of our places. We got LG wasted. We had the great idea to go on Omegle, and 100 dicks, 20 boobs, and 2 dildos later we made some delicious bacon. We thought making hashbrowns in the bacon grease was a good idea.. twas not.

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My roommate and I bought some mood rings today and after an hour of dipping them in cold water and putting them on to see how quickly they changed colors. And zen I decided that I was bored and took some webcam pictaas. Me guusttaaa.

My roommate and I bought some mood rings today and after an hour of dipping them in cold water and putting them on to see how quickly they changed colors. And zen I decided that I was bored and took some webcam pictaas. Me guusttaaa.

I am a loser. I only work like 3/4 days per week and on my days off I’m not productive at all. I sit at home, watch tv, and eat. I could be working out, doing a class or finding another job buuuuut nope. I need to figure my life out - stat.

I am a loser. I only work like 3/4 days per week and on my days off I’m not productive at all. I sit at home, watch tv, and eat. I could be working out, doing a class or finding another job buuuuut nope. I need to figure my life out - stat.

Do you ever come across a bag of chips and half of the chips aren’t flavourful? Well with Doritos that never happens. I swear every chip is like a burst of delicious. There’s enough flavour in one chip to last a whole freaking day. Anywho, my roommate and I bought some Doritos, popeye candy sticks, ring pops, hubba bubba tape, and pushpops. Best day off ever!

Do you ever come across a bag of chips and half of the chips aren’t flavourful? Well with Doritos that never happens. I swear every chip is like a burst of delicious. There’s enough flavour in one chip to last a whole freaking day. Anywho, my roommate and I bought some Doritos, popeye candy sticks, ring pops, hubba bubba tape, and pushpops. Best day off ever!

My work decided to have a Christmas dinner a month after Christmas. It was ugly Christmas sweater themed too! I haven’t really gotten to know many of my fellow employees yet so I decided to drag my roommate along. She really didn’t want to go but I said lots of people were bringing guests… and of course she was the only guest there. We sat at an empty table and only one person joined us.. awkward.. then we played a gift swapping game so my roommate decided to go to her car and sit there until we were done. So much awkward happened but it was worth the free foooood!

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My life is so boring. I say almost every day that there is nothing to do, and even when I look for soomething to do I can’t seem to find anything. So today, after work, I had the apartment to myself and I had absolutely nothing to do. I cleaned a bit, ate some knock off KD, watched some netflix movies, and had the loooonggest bath I’ve ever had. And now, at the end of the night, I look around and write down a list of “things I need to do”. There is actually SO MUCH that I need to do around the apartment and just in general, but I don’t think it’ll ever get done. For instance I still have a glow-in-the-dark skeleton hanging from Halloween and a Christmas tree that is decorated with past party streamers and feather boas. Procrastination should be my middle name.

My life is so boring. I say almost every day that there is nothing to do, and even when I look for soomething to do I can’t seem to find anything. So today, after work, I had the apartment to myself and I had absolutely nothing to do. I cleaned a bit, ate some knock off KD, watched some netflix movies, and had the loooonggest bath I’ve ever had. And now, at the end of the night, I look around and write down a list of “things I need to do”. There is actually SO MUCH that I need to do around the apartment and just in general, but I don’t think it’ll ever get done. For instance I still have a glow-in-the-dark skeleton hanging from Halloween and a Christmas tree that is decorated with past party streamers and feather boas. Procrastination should be my middle name.

Rest in peace Stripe. It feels like Stripe has been in my family since before I was born. That could be because the cats I had when I was a baby in Whistler were named Stripe and Colors, and when we moved and got a new cat, we named it Colors and one of her kittens we named Stripe. Verrrrryy original. Stripe was always very cocky. She took after her momma Colors in that she had a superior quality about her. I always saw Stripe as a very intelligent animal. My parents put her down today and it’s now hitting me that all of my animals have been put down. I don’t do well with deaths and even though Stripe was just a pet, she had such an overwhelming attitude that I feel like she was my friend. I didn’t grow up with a religion or anything but right now I can really feel her around. 

Just in case a cat is trying to read this I have translated it.. sort of: RIP STRIPEY. U WUZ TEH MOST CONCEITD KAT I KNOE AN U WUZ TRULY SUPERIOR 2 US HUMANZ. EVEN THOUGH U ATTACKD TEH SHIT OUT OV ME WHEN I TRID 2 PICK U UP, U WUZ AN AWSUM KAT. IF THEREZ KITTEH HEAVEN DEN IM SURE U HAS TAKEN CONTROLA ND YOURE NAO TEH LEADR.

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When I was bringing home the bacon, my rommate was being a good housewife and cleaned our whole apartment so it’d be nice and tidy for the party the following day. The place reeked of chemicals all weekend until alcohol and weed and vomit was brought into the equation. Now it just smells like shit again. Enjoy our air freshener selection.

When I was bringing home the bacon, my rommate was being a good housewife and cleaned our whole apartment so it’d be nice and tidy for the party the following day. The place reeked of chemicals all weekend until alcohol and weed and vomit was brought into the equation. Now it just smells like shit again. Enjoy our air freshener selection.

My hometown is small. There’s one screen in the theatre, one fast food restaurant, and like 10 medicine stores because half of the people that live there are old or just like drugs. So when my rommie and I were visiting, we got very bored and there was nothing to do.. except go to the Bargain Shop. We found some friggen aweeeesommmeee fake Uggs for $10. LEOPARD PRINT FTW!

My hometown is small. There’s one screen in the theatre, one fast food restaurant, and like 10 medicine stores because half of the people that live there are old or just like drugs. So when my rommie and I were visiting, we got very bored and there was nothing to do.. except go to the Bargain Shop. We found some friggen aweeeesommmeee fake Uggs for $10. LEOPARD PRINT FTW!

Getting high school kids drunk on school nights is such a blast. Also, note that butter ripple shnapps + 7up = skittle drank!

Getting high school kids drunk on school nights is such a blast. Also, note that butter ripple shnapps + 7up = skittle drank!

Lovely, I have my braces on for another 2 to 3 months. I don’t usually get colors but I decided to get a festive Hot Red color to look spiffy for Valentine’s Day. The lady put on two different shades of red though.. fail. At least they didn’t shave my teeth today. I hate the taste of tooth dust. I’m not sure why the tooth fairy loves it so much.

Lovely, I have my braces on for another 2 to 3 months. I don’t usually get colors but I decided to get a festive Hot Red color to look spiffy for Valentine’s Day. The lady put on two different shades of red though.. fail. At least they didn’t shave my teeth today. I hate the taste of tooth dust. I’m not sure why the tooth fairy loves it so much.